No, I would rather not have a second genocide against my race. So… thanks for asking, but not gonna happen.

Metroid Prime was one of our species horribly mutated by the substance Phazon, after his stay on the planet Phaaze.

1, Please use punctuation, 2, What proof do you have that you will actually stop?

You know, I don’t think you realize how bad of an idea that is. Attempting to pet me will most likely end up with you either dust, from lack of life energy, or you as a bleeding heap on the floor. Think about that.

Metroids don’t really make “nests”, per se. Instead, we just find a good area of a cave with shelter from the main part, and that becomes our sleeping area, while we aren’t hunting.

We mostly hunt, or explore the caverns of SR388. Sometimes we find new offshoots of old caverns, and can even find new nesting grounds.

We do not necessarily have a “fear” of cold in the human sense of the term. We know that we can be frozen, but often a captured metroid placed in a cold environment is less worried about freezing than escaping. Our method of evolution is actually fairly simple. As we take in more and more life energy from our prey, our bodies become more dense, until they reach the point where a Larval Metroid cannot float anymore. He/she crashes to the ground, and our bodies process the energy into a high-resistance form of armor. The legs and other body parts in later forms have been developed over time as needed adaptations for the environment of SR388.

I don’t see the problem with a Metroid on Tumblr. Do you not want me here?

You know, that would be just awful. Now excuse me, I need to go “run an errand”

I don’t need to eat him, but scaring him a little bit might be in order. *Sinister Laugh*